This Might Make You Hungry

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Well hello there stranger, it sure has been a while. As you know by now, that's just the way things are going to be working around here in my new way of blogging. Some weeks you'll see me pop up in your feed five times, some weeks you'll wonder if I quit altogether. But trust me when I say that I haven't and most likely won't anytime soon. I just prefer to not show up and bullshit nonsense with you if there's nothing else but that going on in my brain.

But let's move on to more pressing matters.

Like my need to get in shape (again). Remember back on March 1st when I said I was "legitimately going to do it this time"? Well I didn't. And we're back to needing to do exactly that again. Because now that it's actually bikini season, I mean business. And my booty needs to, too.

This is the most I've ever weighed in my entire life and it's safe to say that I've been struggling a bit with it lately. I'm definitely not one of those "I'm happier being fluffy around the edges" type of women. And I'm also definitely not one of those "I drink a kale smoothie for breakfast and run 5 miles every day" types either. 

I'm really just the "Chipotle tastes better than looking good naked feels" type and there isn't any shame in that. Until I eat too much salt and get out of the shower looking like I'm entering my second trimester that is...

Hence the back to eating healthy train that began today. #prayforme

But FIRST I had to eat all of the junk food in the apartment. Because duh, right? And that's exactly what I did yesterday. Some Pringles for breakfast, a Moose Tracks ice cream cone for lunch, TONY'S® Pizza for a snack, a few Samoa's for another snack, Tostitos Lime chips for dinner. You get the drift.

But let's talk about the pizza for a hot second. This Tony's frozen pizza from Walmart that took a total of 22 minutes to cook and a total of 0.5 seconds to make my boyfriend the happiest boyfriend in all the land. What is it about men and pizza, though? I could punch him square in the face for no reason at all and then shove a pie into his mouth and he wouldn't even think twice about why the hell I even punched him. It's like crack, I tell ya.

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Except for I'm more interested in what the pizza's sitting on top of. Because, you see, I'm really into wood these days. In terms of decor of course, not in terms of the morning. 

And to be more specific, I'm really into logs. Logs for coffee tables, logs for planters, logs for candle holders, logs for chargers at place settings. Especially logs for chargers at place settings. This picture has been on my secret Pinterest board forever and is basically everything I want in a wedding. I can't believe I even just typed that here because I'm completely psychotic and don't want to spoil my ideas to anyone but oh well.

So I figured, why not take this obsession and use it as a cutting board/pizza server? I mean it fits absolutely perfectly and looks way better than a metal baking sheet, right?

Right. Now I just need to wait for my dad to cut me another seven more out of the huge pile of logs in our yard so I can throw a dinner party and use them as actual chargers. Stay tuned for that because it's coming! 

P.S. Head to Walmart to get $.75 off when you buy any two Tony’s (14.14 oz. or larger) pizzas at Walmart using this digital coupon. Available until 6/30/15 until supplies last.