I've also been carrying on with my obsession of decorating. Per usual. See? Not much has really changed around here even though I've barely been, uh, around here. I've been strolling through numerous stores scoping out some inspiration for a little upcoming project. Oh and I've also been scoffing at just about every single price tag in these stores as well. Tell me, honestly, who in the EFF HOLE is actually spending $400 on one friggin' table lamp? And not even a matching set, just one. I'm calling Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the revolver because someone just blew my damn mind.
And don't even get me started on the art pieces. I swear my two year old nanny kid could plop a paint brush down on canvas and I could stick it in the Met and have people be like "Oh yeah, I see the story here. Wow how imaginative, deep, and moving." Complete crap is what I say.
So I just stick to making my own. Like these canvases.
I have an Etsy shop print with just the "I love you" quote written across it because, well, you can never say or hear that word enough. But I also fell in love with the "Letters for You" set over at Sugarboo & Co that Little Baby Garvin posted about. Yet there's no way in the history of ever that I'd be spending $500+ on art, so making my own was the only way to go about things. Loving how they turned out!
But if we're being honest, what I've reallyyy been doing lately is pretty much none of the above. And that's all because of that pinky little bugger called Netflix. Aka the antithesis of productivity. Aka my most favorite invention probably ever. Besides the microwave of course. And the Skip It. And Tamagotchis.
And I digress.
Enter Scandal and Orange Is the New Black. Both of which I've welcomed into my television binging love affair. Both of which I've watched way too many episodes to be reasonable in a four day span. The only reason I don't feel bad about rotting my brain away, though, is the fact that I hadn't had a single night of dating my couch and television for the past three weeks until this past weekend. So becoming one with my microfiber cushions was exactly what I needed.
I finished the first season of OITNB in 24 hours. This should come as no shock to anyone since I finished both seasons of House of Cards within 48. Never have I ever realized that I would die within the first two hours of me being in jail should I ever have to go. Bloody tampon in my breakfast sandwich? Game over. Game 100% over forever and ever. And don't even get me started on the solitary confinement hell hole. But the show is amazing and I'm counting down the days until June 6th when the new season comes out.
And then we have Scandal. Which I might just put into the ring with Breaking Bad to battle it out for greatest tv series ever. Okay I think I may be kidding. Sorry Jesse Pinkman, please still love me? But still, this show is SO FREAKING GOOD. I'm completely obsessed. And now I'm off to continue my relationship with my new girlfriend, Olivia Pope. Because if I can't be her I might as well get into bed with her right? Right. Catch you whenever I feel like showing up again.