The Last 7 Days… In Disney Gifs

On Fridays, my friend Alissa over at Graceless Lady does these posts where she hashes out her entire week in gifs. And on Fridays, I usually tend to laugh a lot because of said posts. So I figured I'd take a shot at the game myself today because A) I'm a copycat and B) my brain hasn't turned on yet. So thanks, Alissa, for allowing me to steal your greatest creation today. Please don't hate me for being a child and choosing Disney gifs over your "I'm an actual adult and watch normal television" ones. A recap of my past seven days awaits…

It all started out with a stomach bug / 48 hour flu / I am now one with my couch type of illness. I still have no idea what the hell it was but it was hell and I was ready to throw in the towel and say...


I'd normally chalk it up to me just being a whiney asshole, but I stopped eating. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a tell tale sign that I am indeed sick. Eating is my number one pastime. Even the thought of Chipotle had me looking all...


And that is seriously not okay. But then, miraculously, I magically got better within an hour's time


My weekend was going to be filled with lots of happies so I think any sick feelings were just replaced with "Holy shit, I'm so excited" feelings because I just couldn't contain myself 


Oh and I also got my appetite back (unfortunately )and anytime I saw something that looked even remotely satisfying I did this...


And regained my status as the Fatty McFatterson that I am


But then my super exciting weekend ended and I cried three different times because of it


Monday came just as it does every other week and I worked for about 12 hours straight with screaming children. Happy Monday to me. By the end of it, I had official entered zombie status.


But that still didn't stop me from watching Vanderpump. Which was when my facial expressions resembled something like this when I found out what Kristen had done.


And then I was all like...


I also introduced my exciting new venture to you all via the Twitter and yesterday's post. Except for I didn't introduce it, I only told you that I was going to introduce it soon. One would call that a bitch move, but I just like to imagine something like this playing out until I actually bite the bullet and unleash the beast.


But guys, I'm so scared to finally do it. Oh so scared. What if it's a total flop fest?


Good thing the Olympics started last night so I can stay distracted and just continue doing happy dances anytime figure skating is on...


And thank god for being back to my usual self and regular health because it's about time I got my drink on again. See you at your birthday brunch tomorrow, Miss Karly, and bring on the mimosas because...