The Happiest Day Of The Year


Well my most favorite day of the year has officially come and gone. I think I may have blinked a total of three times it seemed to flash by so fast. Between the sleeping in, digging through stockings, heading to Grama's, opening presents, eating, heading to family friends, drinking wine, eating, drinking wine some more, and playing Cards Against Humanity, it was over before I knew it.

And speaking of Cards Against Humanity… it's all fun and games (literally) until both your mom and dad beat you. That mother dearest of mine was on a damn roll winning black cards and I was sitting pretty with absolutely none for the duration of the game. Thank the lord for wine, though, because I'm not sure how I would've reacted to her throwing down the "Pac-Man uncontrollably guzzling (insert bodily fluid that rhymes with dumb here)" card had I been sober.

Alcoholism for the win.

But alas, Christmas is still over regardless of how much I wish I could put milk and cookies out to cheers Santa every night of the week.


The only reason I'm not a puddle of tears on the floor holding on to the last of the wrapping paper scraps is because I'll be getting my ass on a cruise ship in two weeks heading the the Caribbean. Let me just say that planning an awesome vacation a couple weeks after the holidays is pretty much the best idea since Google Maps showing me how to get to the nearest Chipotle. Because I'd normally be the most depressed Minion in Gru's mansion right now if I had nothing to look forward to after the happiest season of all was over and done with. So it's a damn good thing that I do. 

And since we're on the topic of minions, I got some in my stocking and it was pretty much the best thing ever. Obviously.


I am officially no older than twelve and a half in this picture. But if you need me over the next few weeks I'll be attempting to learn how to turn those little minion ornaments them into real live pets. I've already stocked up on the bananas so all I need now is to somehow utilize that imaginary Hogwarts education of mine to make it happen.

What the fuck am I talking about right now? Apparently taking a few blogcation days off will cause one to forget how to actually be a blogger. Because I'm off in lala land right now talking about who knows what. Maybe I should just stick with what I know best and leave you with a picture of a puppy. Yeah I think that sounds like the best option right now. Plus my puppy is really freaking adorable, so you probably won't mind either.


Just make sure you come back tomorrow because I'm going to be giving away one of my most favorite accessories as of late! And if I love it this much then I know you will too. I'm off to go continue my vacation by grabbing dinner and drinks with friends. I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas!