Hello Freedom

Guess who's officially on vacation until, let's see, July 15th?! If you guessed me then you win and get all the gold stars because you'd have been correct. I'm heading home today for my birthday (which is next Wednesday so get your presents ready) as well as Fourth of July celebrations, and to spend time with my family, friends, and the new puppy who comes tomorrow. Gah, I'm happier than a hobo who's  been handed a thirty rack and winning lotto ticket. I think I might even knock off a few items off my Summer To-Do List too. Or just use my parents for free beers and a stocked fridge...either will probably do.

Vacation officially started yesterday at 5:00pm so what's a girl to do to kick off the celebrations? Eat. And that's exactly what I did. Chips and Honey Mustard pretzels for dinner, as well as warm chocolate chip cookies and ice cream for dessert. I meant business. Chips are basically my life. The foundation of my food pyramid. So sad, yet so true. You could sprinkle cat litter on them and I'd still love fight you to finish the bag.


This is also what the majority of the next two weeks will look like. So if I come back looking like Violet from Willy Wonka after she blows up into a blueberry then please let me know so I can locate the nearest Oompa Loompa and fix that shit. I also watched this week's Bachelorette and boy let me tell ya, I could not have been more bored. I'm not sure if it's Desiree, the lack of attractive (and straight) guys, or the fact that I'm just not excited about watching love splattered all over my tv at this current point in my life, but goodness, I'd rather watch that hobo shit in his hands and clap. 

Except for that hot tug part. If you are still lacking in a birthday present idea for me then just feast your eyeballs on the hot tug...and then buy it for me. It's a tug boat that's filled with hot water and powered by wood (I think?) that you can sit in and cruise around a cold lake in. Umm...this is the most genius idea I've ever seen and I need to go on one asap Rocky.



Now that you know what to get me for my birthday, I'm off to go pack every piece of dirty clothing I've accumulated over the last month and haul it home to get washed. I swear I'm 24 (almost) and not a 19 year old college kid. I really do swear. See you next week for a kick off of my Birthday Week shenanigans as well as PUPPY PICTURES!

If you need me I'll be on a five hour bus ride praying to all the gods above that a dude doesn't sit next to me and ask if he can rest his head on my shoulder. Because that hasn't happened to me before or anything... Oh and I'll also be jamming out to Miley (aka who Whitney cheats on me with) the whole way for #backthatazzup. Because if she loves the twerking daylights out of her then I guess I have to too. False, I really actually just love the song. Happy weekend ladies!

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Today I have a pretty little lady named Nadine over here answering some questions for you. She has the cutest blog and the cutest dog around so make sure you go say hi after getting to know a little more about her!

1. If you had to be stuck in one season for the rest of your life, which one would it be? I would HATE to be stuck in one season. It's one of the reasons I left California! I want a hot summer, and a cold winter, complete with a snow day or two. But if I had to choose, I'd go with Spring. 

2. What was your favorite cartoon growing up? Oooh hard one. It's a three way tie between Rugrats, Ren and Stimpy, and Doug. My mom hated Ren and Stimpy and the more she hated it, the more we HAD to watch it. It's bad enough that we couldn't watch anything violent. She couldn't take cartoons away too! And can we just mention the fact that Doug's self-chosen uniform was a sweater vest over a t-shirt?

3. If you could hop on a plane tomorrow and go anywhere in the world where would it be? Well first, I'd need to refill my Ativan prescription because this one cannot keep her cool on an airplane without it. Just picture me sobbing or saying inappropriate things out loud like "we're all gonna die." So yes, I'd need that first. Then, I'd head straight to Bora Bora. I'm not even 100% sure where that is on a map, but I know the water is crystal clear and I can have my own hut! 

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