Two Girls - Ten Questions - Twenty Answers

Today I'm going to play a little game called "Sarah asks us ten questions and we both answer them". Sounds like fun right? Yes, it is. Because Sarah is hilarious and I've just recently found this out. So if you're bored and/or looking for a great new blog to follow you should meet her over at Venus Trapped in Mars. And then stalk her on Twitter because she will entertain you for days. Promise. Take the most horrendously awful MTV Movie Awards last night and then imagine the opposite and that will be Sarah.

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See, she's even pretty on top of all her awesomeness. So you basically have nothing to lose. But anyway, back to those ten questions. Let the games begin!

ONE:
What's your motto in life? 

Erin: "Good things come in small packages." This was my motto in Kindergarten. Things might be a tad bit different now that I'm old enough to turn simple statements into 'that's what she said' moments.

Sarah: Why can't we all just get a longneck?


TWO:
Ramona Singer "Ramona Pinot Grigio" or NeNe Leakes "Miss Moscato"? 

Erin: Bethenny Frankel "Skinny Girl". I love that woman.

Sarah: I try to avoid eye bulge at all costs, so I'll choose Miss Moscato and just hope for NeNe boob bulge instead. 


THREE:
What is one thing you can't live without? 

Erin: My mom and my iPhone and beers.

Sarah: Wine-- red, white, bubbly. Pour it up, pour it up, that's how I ball out *Rihanna voice*


FOUR:
What do you consider to be the most valuable thing you own?

Erin: My dignity. Wait no. Do I even own that? Uh let's see, my brand new MacBook. It's my child that goes everywhere with me.

Sarah: Sex and the City complete box set. If something happened to it, I would be inconsolable. 


FIVE:
You were just given a yacht, what would you name it? 

Erin: I refuse to answer this because Sarah's answer is just too good.

Sarah: Aqua-Holic 


SIX:
If you could eliminate one thing from your daily schedule, what would it be? 

Erin: That whole entire shower/dry hair/do makeup/get dressed thing.

Sarah: Getting out of the bed.


SEVEN:
What is in the trunk of your car right now? 

Erin: I do not have a car. NYC living for the win! The trunk of the subway train? Prolly a homeless man.

Sarah: A pink and purple easter basketball that has been rolling around for weeks, a single sock and my dog's bed I have been too lazy to carry inside for him. I'm a mean mom. 


EIGHT:
What was the first cassette tape you ever purchased? 

Erin: I don't think I really owned too many of those? First CD was probably Shania Twain or Jock Jams of B-spears.

Sarah: Hootie and the Blowfish.


NINE:
What was your nickname growing up? 

Erin: Peanut. Such a little munchkin I was.

Sarah: Rip - I tried to jump a fence during softball season and I got stuck and ripped my pants all the way up the butt. 


TEN:
If you could spend the rest of your life living as part of a television show family, what family would you choose?

Erin: The Vanderpumps. Just stick me in Lisa's closet and I'll be all set.

Sarah: Family Guy- I'd replace Meg. 

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