It's Like It's Me...But It's Really Not

I'm going to tell you a story. Once upon a time I met myself in blogland. There was this lady, named Erin, who emailed me saying "I'm an Erin Elizabeth too!!!". We fell in sisterly love and the rest was history. The end.

Just kidding, it's a little more intriguing than that. You see, we share more than just first and middle names. Day after day, I would find myself reading her HILARIOUS posts saying things like "oh my god that's me", and "who is this chick and why does she have my life?", etc. I loved her. And then she got knocked up and had a little mini-Erin nugget so I obviously loved her even more. So much that I told her I would move to Houston and be the little nugget's nanny, dead ass. But then she decided to pretend to be too cool for blogland and disappeared for a couple months. This was a super upsetting and dark period of my life. Don't ask about it. Too many Blue Moons and bags of peach rings were consumed...

BUT GUESS WHAT?! She's back! And today she's here gracing you all with a few of her confessions. So that means you should read them and then comment on how cute her child is, and how amazing she looks post-baby, and then go stalk her blog like it's your job. Because today it is. Also because I need someone to help me out in creepishly stalking her life.

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Hi!
I am so excited to be here on Ms. Gray's blog today! Once in a while you meet people through blog land who you know could easily be your friend in real life if you weren't 2500+ miles away. Well, I did better than that. I found Erin and we are too much alike. I'm just a wrinklier, older and slightly more boring version (and a lot taller.) 
Here's when I was less wrinkly, younger and way more fun. Still the same height though...

Fast forward a few years and I got engaged to the hot guy in high school, had a little too much fun (and too much wine) one Christmas and 9 months later had this little angel.


And now we're planning our wedding ... finally.

Now since I believe Erin and I met via a Confession link up ... what more appropriate way to introduce myself than to do it confession style.

I confess ...
I think I'm falling out of love with everything chevron. 
Like it was cute in the beginning... I even bought a throw; but now it's getting out of control (as does most things in blog land ... cough cough 'fashion bloggers' cough...)
Blog layouts, floors, pumpkins, nails ... ahhhhhhh!

I confess ...
I'm pretty sure I need to go to teeth whitening rehab.
In my latest effort to get hot again post Reagan, tooth whitening was on my "to do" list.


This sh*t works! But my gums are throbbing and I want to scream when I take a sip of ice water. Don't worry... I'm going to keep using it. 

I confess ...
I want to write a snarky response to anyone who leaves a comment on my blog that goes something like this...
"Oh wow... that's great I'm glad you lost the weight. Hey, I'm hosting a giveaway on my blog why don't you check it out!! www.soeffingannoying.blogspot.com"

I appreciate and acknowledge we all want more followers. I don't appreciate pimping yourself out cyber-style for the sake of accomplishing such. I prefer you gain your followers the old fashion way. Either you...

1. Are funny and/or are a smart ass.
2. Leave thought provoking comments that make me want to respond, not gouge my eyeballs out. 

or 

3. Host a badass giveaway (like giving away Hunter boots). 

I confess ...
I'm still really pissed off I chopped all my hair off.
This Biotin stuff better kick in quick.

I confess ...
I am a total nerd for doing this but...


I wore our wedding colors to work on Valentine's Day...
Navy & Coral!!


I confess ... 
That Ken is completely correct in saying I am taking Reagan's daycare Valentines wayyyy too seriously.


And I made chocolate covered marshmallow pops for all 5 of her teachers ... because that's what 5 month old babies bring to school on Valentine's Day....


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See! I told you she was amazing. Now go HERE to stalk and love her.
I'm off to Atlantic City for the weekend so I shall see you all back here on Monday for a recap of that as well as Valentine's day goodness. Have a splendid weekend lovelies!