These Are My Confessions

I haven't linked up for one of my absolute favorite link-ups in quite some time.
Today that all changes.
And if you have anything you'd like to get off your chest I suggest heading on over to A Blonde Ambition to confess your little heart out too.
I need this mirror table in my life.
Like yesterday.
Hell, like the day I was born.
I will never ever ever be moving to a new apartment.
Okay I'm lying but it's like I'm trying to adopt a baby from Africa with the amount of paperwork and life details I need to fork over.
The Yankees make me depressed beyond repair.
WTF is this sweeping business about?
This is what happened last night to ease the pain:
I signed up for a Fall Swap about a month ago and sent another blogger my package of fun fall things only to never receive hers.
She said she sent it but now doesn't respond to any of my emails.
Shadier than Eminem himself or what?
Girl ruined my first ever blog swap experience and I am all shades of angry about it.
I am in desperate need of a desk or a laptop holder or some common sense.
Laptop lines on bare legs are brutal.
I'll let you be the judge on whether I'm naked or not...
I heard a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell is giving the Honey Boo Boo family an entire renovation of their house.
And you know what I have to say about it?
Good for flipping them.
And to all the haters who think they're better just because they don't need subtitles to be understood and don't pick the crust out of their neck you have a brand new house reno coming your way?
Didn't think so.
I now babysit the sweetest little lady once a week and I die every time she falls asleep on me.
This week I didn't even move her to her crib - I just sat there.
(and creepily took pictures to document it)
Good lord I'm going to be "one of those moms".
I am secretly glad that the Yankees are out of postseason for two reasons:
One - I don't have to see all the fake fans of New York come out to play.
Two - I now finally have time to go to the movies to see Taken 2, Argo, and Pitch Perfect.
If you haven't entered this giveaway then you're out of your damn mind.
It's not your average giveaway.
It's for breast cancer awareness and raising money for research.
(and for winning $200 worth of pretty pink prizes)
Shades of Gray and a Pinch of Pink
Ending on number nine was simply out of the question today.
Have a great weekend ladies!