400 Followers / Sponsor Discount

 
SAY WHAT?!
 
You guys are just the best ever.
I'm so happy to have all of you in my corner of the dot com world on a daily basis.
I have met so many awesome ladies (and puppies) (and outfits) (and recipes) through Blogland and this experience has been more rewarding that I ever imagined.
 
At first I was honestly just jealous of all of your awesome blogs and collages and funny stories and outfits.
So I decided to join in on the fun.
 
Bitch stole your look type deal.
 
And in the beginning I was like, WHOA, how does she have 100 "followers" she's so cool.
And now I'm like, WHOA, what in the hell is wrong with these people for "following" my nonsense.
 
And now there are 400 of you crazies.
I feel so warm and fuzzy inside my heart.
Aww.
 
So in order to say thank you I'd like to invite all of you over to my apartment to eat gummies and watch Real Housewives and make Pinterest crafts and throw back a few bottles of white wine.
Sound good?
 
One day...
But until then I'd just like to offer you all a little discount on some ad space.
 
If you don't believe in sponsors then feel free to take the next cab, train, plane, boat, or donkey to come on over and do the above idea.
 
If you do believe in it and would like to get a little more traffic directed your way then feel free to let me look like the goon in an orange pinny and wave my flags right on over to your blog.
 
Because I'm offering 40% off for all of my ad spots for the coming month and I think your face would just look smashing on my blog.
And you'll also need to save money for all the Halloween candy you're going to buy me.
I like Kit Kats and Reese's PBC, thank you.
 
Head right on over HERE to sponsor!