These Are My Confessions

On this lovely Friday I am confessing that...

I bought my first ever piece of clothing with skulls on it. (HUH?)
I am definitely not a "skull" person. Whatever that may mean.
But it's a scarf and the skull pattern alternates with a crown pattern so it all balances out.

I need to learn how to listen (and take) my own advice.

I'm not going to know what to do with myself when the Olympics aren't on 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
Oh, that's right, maybe get my life together?

I made the crAck pot chicken recipe again this week.
It's all I eat - breakfast, lunch and dinner.
I'm obviously extremely healthy...but I'm sure you already knew that.

Speaking of health: I ordered the Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred DVD off Amazon yesterday afternoon after seeing all of those "Pink boxing gloves let's get healthy" linkups.
Who am I?
The cover says "Lose up to 20 pounds in 30 days"
A) Is that actually possible for anyone other than the Biggest Loser people?
B) I hope to at least half ass it and finish in 60 days because I'm pretty sure I'd look like the 12 year old 90lb divers from China if I lost that much weight.

I also bought more of my beloved Fake Bake face lotion yesterday.
Let's face it the pasty white winter will be here before we know it and this little lady does not look pretty pale.

If I hear one more thing about "Robertsen" or whatever the hell their name is smushed together I might punch my own self in the face.
Let's move on America - plenty more to discuss here.
Cough, it's an Election Year, cough cough hack a loogey cough.

I need to start clicking on political links instead of Perez Hilton links.

I no longer enjoy fishbowls at bars for the alcohol.
(Too much sugar) (I'm growing up)
I now only enjoy fishbowls at bars for the rubber toy animals inside.
(Too much fun) (I'm never growing up)

I'm sick of having lady parts. Period.
See what I did there?

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