Insert Jay-Z "99 Problems" Reference Here

99 things to cross out if you've done them:

1. Started your own blog - isn't this one a given?
2. Slept under the stars - well I was in a tent but it sort of counts
3. Played in a band - the alto sax which was three times too big for me
4. Visited Hawaii - and I must go back, absolutely breath taking!
5. Watched a meteor shower - I froze my tushy off in order to do it
6. Given more than you can afford to charity - and I'm fine with that
7. Been to Disneyland - Disney World where dreams are made of
8. Climbed a mountain - hiked around on one but I'm not counting it
9. Held a praying mantis - way back in the day
10. Sang a solo - in order to try out for the school play, big failure
11. Bungee jumped - doubt this will ever get crossed off
12. Visited Paris - for some strange reason I have no desire to
13. Watched a lightening storm - I LOVE thunder and lightening!
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch - this is too broad of a question
15. Adopted a child - no ma'am
16. Had food poisoning - currently knocking on wood
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty - I live in NYC and still no
18. Grown your own vegetable - my thumb is brown
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France - nope
20. Slept on an overnight train - I'd rather fly
21. Had a pillow fight - duh
22. Hitch hiked - no way jose, I'd get stolen
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill - you haven't lived if you haven't
24. Built a snow fort - heck yeah!
25. Held a lamb - what? no? why?
26. Gone skinny dipping - of course
27. Run a Marathon - you're kidding me right, my legs don't run
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice - no but I'd love to
29. Seen a total eclipse - yeah
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset - again with the who hasn't thing
31. Hit a home run - no I was the chick picking flowers in the outfield
32. Been on a cruise - I think I'm on number seven now
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person - yup in my rubber ducky raincoat
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors - no but I NEED to
35. Seen an Amish community - there are a lot in Upstate New York
36. Taught yourself a new language - I learned Spanish from a teacher
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied - is this an attainable goal?
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person - only in A Goofy Movie
39. Gone rock climbing - so much fun but boy does it hurt the next am
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David - and all his nakedness
41. Sung karaoke - unfortunately for the crowd yeah
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt - no
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant - no, too busy stuffing my face
44. Visited Africa - no but a safari would be cool, Hakuna Matata
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight - probably
46. Been transported in an ambulance - I was 3 and refused to get in it
47. Had your portrait painted - a caricature
48. Gone deep sea fishing - no desire
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person - no
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris - no
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling - yes, I love snorkeling!
52. Kissed in the rain - the day I started dating my first ever boyfriend
53. Played in the mud - duh, we were all four years old once
54. Gone to a drive-in theater - nope
55. Been in a movie - no sir
56. Visited the Great Wall of China - never been to Asia
57. Started a business - I seriously wish, dream job
58. Taken a martial arts class - no thanks
59. Visited Russia - no and Anastasia didn't entice me to ever care to
60. Served at a soup kitchen - I don't think so
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies - heck yeah and I won a big stuffed lion
62. Gone whale watching - yeah in Hawaii
63. Got flowers for no reason - no, what the heck, someone give me some
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma - I've never weighed enough to...
65. Gone sky diving - I need to do that this summer!
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp - no I would definitely cry
67. Bounced a check
- on accident when it wasn't my fault
68. Flown in a helicopter - nope but The Bachelor makes me need to
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy - Patty my Beanie Baby Platypus
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial - on an 8th grade field trip
71. Eaten caviar - my Dad made me
72. Pieced a quilt
- I attempted to when I was 8 for Mother's Day, FAIL
73. Stood in Times Square - unfortunately one too many times
74. Toured the Everglades - what's in the Everglades?
75. Been fired from a job - thankfully no
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London - no but I did that in DC
77. Broken a bone - fractured my wrist
78. Been a passenger on a motorcycle - once for two minutes, I hate them

79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person - I've never been out West
80. Published a book - yeah that one's not getting crossed off
81. Visited the Vatican - no didn't we already ask this question?

82. Bought a brand new car - no
83. Walked in Jerusalem - no
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
- for cheerleading
85. Kissed a stranger at midnight on New Year’s Eve - ringing in 2012, oops
86. Visited the White House - never been inside but have obviously seen it

87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - haha no I'd cry
88. Had chickenpox - worst thing ever!
89. Saved someone’s life - no but that'd be pretty awesome
90. Sat on a jury - no jury duty slips

91. Met someone famous - shared an elevator with Bono once
92. Joined a book club - no thanks
93. Got a tattoo - I don't have anything meaningful enough

94. Had a baby - definitely someday but not any day soon
95. Seen the Alamo in person - no but I'd love to visit Texas

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake - no
97. Been involved in a law suit - no, yikes!
98. Owned a cell phone - seriously?
99. Been stung by a bee - stepped on one of those a**holes once