These Are My Confessions

I woke up this morning thinking about Chipotle. To be exact I was thinking about a burrito bowl with rice, chicken, corn salsa, black beans, sour cream, and lettuce.

I once ordered a to go burrito bowl and they gave me normal salsa instead of real salsa. You bet I walked my butt back to Chipotle and asked for a side of CORN salsa. It makes the entire meal.

I did an errand on 81st Street after work yesterday and decided to walk the 42 blocks (2.1 miles) home to 39th Street instead of Subway/Bus/Cab it.

This is because I ate way too many Gertrude Hawk caramel Smidgens this week and needed at least a little bit of exercise.

 I tweeted this yesterday:
"Dear World, We have lost all faith in you after Beyonce was named Most Beautiful Woman of the Year. Sincerely, Everyone who lives in you."

I don't care if she "found her meaning in life after giving birth to Purple Lilac Blue Ivy", she is definitely not the most beautiful woman in the world.

I've listened to Payphone by Maroon 5 at least 25 times this week.

More importantly, I've dreamt about marrying Adam Levine eleventy thousand times this year.

I contemplate moving out of the city just so I can get a puppy...

But then I go to Happy Hour straight from work and forget about it.

Until I find a picture like this and my heart melts to mush all over again.

I stole four mason jar glasses from Brother Jimmy's (a country bar here in NYC) because I just loved them to pieces.

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